Perhaps you’ve noticed the beat-up crown. Perhaps you’ve witnessed the shingle-y shitshow littering the back forty after a high wind. Perhaps the ceiling has cried tears of permeability upon your head. But if you’ve spent any time at the Barn, this news probably isn’t news at all.
As an audience, you have always stepped-up. You’ve consumed Hamm’s without complaint. You’ve weathered headwinds emanating from the port-a-potties. You’ve endured my words (including these here). And you’ve given all anyone can expect of an audience – your attention, your money, your enthusiasm, your flexibility of spirit.
But we need you again. Like, right now - The rainy day is here, but The Rainy Day Fund ain’t. Help us put a lid on this Sh*t!
Because our goal is to raise money for a new roof, we'll accept any amount that you wish to contribute. At the following tiers we'll return the favor with something special.
Golden Koozie. Exclusive can-cooler only for roof contributors.
Commemorative T-Shirt only for roof contributors.
+ Golden Koozie
Limited-edition screen-printed 10th Season Commemorative Poster. Trust us, it’s cool.
+ Commemorative T-Shirt
+ Golden Koozie
How much would you like to contribute?
The Shitty Barn is a for-profit labor-of-love. Your contribution is not tax deductible.
Should we surpass our stated fundraising goal, the additional funds will go towards other property improvements (Siding, gutters, paint, windows, etc..)
Call us if you'd prefer to contribute via check, or if you are having trouble with your order.